We are 91 days from the end of this decade and there's gonna be a lot of refugees. Withnail: The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid, Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. I have just finished fighting a naked man! And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. All right here? Because I want to walk you to the station. Ah, he knows. Withnail: Scrubbers! There can be no true beauty without decay. You're looking very beautiful, man. It's like a tide. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Danny: Then why's he wearing that old suit? Withnail: [whispering] He's going into your room. Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. "Withnail and I Quotes." We want the finest wines available to humanity. You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? No more than you have. He can eat his fucking radish. Monty: It's full of brilliant quotable lines: "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" "My thumbs have gone weird". Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? This is a British cult classic. [lunges towards the sink] Withnail: I've got a bastard behind the eyes. What have you done to them? The only thing you're in that I've been in is this fucking bath! No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? Withnail is cowering under the covers, the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch, screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning, the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. Withnail: Let him get his drugs out. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. [extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky]. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. Scrubbers! But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. Withnail: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! Withnail: What do you want in here? It's the only solution to this intense cold. Withnail: [to Withnail] Sulking up the hill. Change down, man, find your neutral space. I'm good looking. [Heckles pedestrian] Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance! I don't advise a haircut, man. Withnail: Danny: Monty: You're simply blackmailing your emotions to avoid the realities of your relationship with him. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? That's what I want to know! If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. Monty: I feel unusual. I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. I know how you feel and how difficult it is. We are multimillionaires. Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! Danny: Isaac Parkin: You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. That's what you say. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. [toasting with a drink] Withnail and I completed its run in 1970. We've gone on holiday by mistake. Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. Why didn't I get any soup? I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. We're coming back in here. We worked out it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit. [smiling] Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. Withnail. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. How dare you! . I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. Why can't I have an audition? Marwood: Change down, man. Jesus Christ! [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. [reading the note] Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? . We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. You don't understand. [after being threatened by Jake the poacher] Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. *Bastards*! Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. I think we've been in here too long. Withnail: I think you've been punished enough. He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. [sticking out his yellowy tongue] Jake: Have another look in that shed. Isaac Parkin: The only people he converses with are his clients and occasionally the police. Danny: Hurry up, Mabs. I wouldn't drink that if I was you. 2010 Drama 24M views 2 years ago Uncle Monty - the end of an age ohheckforgotusername 157K views 11 years ago Withnail & I 30. If he comes into my room again, it's murder, and you'll be held responsible in law! We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Here grows the plant Assidos, which, when worn by any one, protects him from the evil spirit, forcing it to state its business and name; consequently the foul spirits keep out of the way there. Monty: Would you like a drink? Withnail and I is a comedy-drama film which got pretty popular. *Arrrgh*! I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Marwood: Withnail: Will we never be set free? Withnail: Jake: Now look, you. Danny: Hair are your aerials. Do you like vegetables? Prostitutes for the bees. It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less. Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! Danny: Best kill it quick before it tries to make friends with us. Marwood: Withnail: Monty: [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. Danny: Excuse me, we were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you? [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. Marwood: ""Here. 1 likes. Suits me. What should we do? Monty: Whats more popular than the movie itselfis, its amazing quotes. Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken]. *Aaaaarggghhhh*! And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Withnail: I didn't think he'd come all this way. Withnail: Uncle Monty: Oh! Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. That's what you say. Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it! General: Danny: Monty: Marwood: Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. We're in the middle of a f***ing gale. Will we never be set free? Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! Especially that little pimp! It's ridiculous. [on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing] He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows. Marwood: No fridges, no televisions, no phones! [a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick]. Withnail: Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity! Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. How can I possibly know what we should do? [amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables] Uncle Monty: Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! General: You merely imagined it. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker! I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Withnail: Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? *Scrubbers*! Withnail: Marwood: 10 quotes from Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay: 'We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.' . I'm good-looking. Having said that, I now intend to leave for London. Hello? [eyes filling with tears] [cockily] Marwood: You're not in the same boat. Who is the huge spade in the bath? Then you gotta change its drawers for it. Monty: That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Danny: Withnail: Come on, old boy. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. Oh, of course you are. Danny: How like an angel in apprehension. We can't go on like this. Withnail: You need working on, boy! Let him get his drugs out. Oh, Christ almighty. I can't. Withnail: We'll have another pair of large scotches. I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider and discussing butter. Got a bit carried away. It was like walking into a lung. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. Marwood: A cat, and the rain Vim under the sink, and both bars on. 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. Hair are your aerials. It's a part I intend to play, Uncle. Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag. Oh dear no no No, I'd be sucked into his trap! And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. Danny: Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down! The only people he converses with are his clients, and occasionally the police. Withnail is cowering under the covers]. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. You'll have to find us first. Prostitutes for the bees. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. The only thing youre in that Ive been in is this ****ing bath! And for once Im inclined to believe that Withnail is right. Withnail: I can't take aspirins without a drink. The beauty of the world! Withnail and I Quotes. No it doesn't. Reflecting these times. [They drunkenly barge into some tearooms]. I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. I often wonder where Norman is now. I can never touch meat until it's cooked. You're out of your mind! Marwood: [relieved] Monty! Withnail: Withnail & I (1987) clip with quote "Here hare, here." Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Discover the priceless words that sparkle and shine here. What's in your hump? I must have some booze. [pointing at a table] You undo your valve and give them a dose of unadulterated child's piss and they have to give you your keys back. Uncle Monty: I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! Withnail: I adore you. It will pass. withnail and i 96119 GIFs. Withnail: Well neither have I. First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight, then we split into two fact-finding groups. Evidently country people are no more receptive to strangers than city-dwellers. Do as he says. DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Withnail: The thermostats! Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! Withnail: What is all this tactical necessity and calculated risk? Look at him. Look at this - accident blackspot? Marwood: We're early. Withnail: Danny: No, man. I demand to have some booze!. I've looked into it. Prostitutes for the bees. General: Don't look, don't look! Danny: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present! Uncle Monty: I've been preparing myself to forgive you. Add spice to it. Withnail: He gags and gasps]. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Surrounded by trees and nature one feels a *glorious* stirring on the senses, a rejection of *poisonous* inhibition, and a *fecund* motion of the soul. Look at us! Marwood: No we're not, we're here. [he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic]. 'He used to pick on me. Here it is: Movie Drone: I Heart - Withnail And I moviedroneblog.blogspot.com. Withnail: This doll is extremely dangerous. Keep your bag up. Withnail: [reading from the paper] "In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. Give me a downer, Danny. *Fork it*! Prostitutes for the bees. Hare. Shut that gate and keep it shut! And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Get into the countryside. Marwood: (Voice-over) Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. I say, you know what we should do? He's a madman. It's obsessed with its gut, it's like a bloody rugby ball now! Withnail: (Ranting on a mountain) Bastards! https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Withnail_and_I&oldid=3185462. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. He winces as he stretches his leg]. You can never, never disguise it. Marwood: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news! But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life.'" You've got a rush. I think there may be something living in there, I think there may be something alive. Course you have, you're the poacher. Danny: I dont advise a haircut, man. Rejuvenate? The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. Waitress: Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering. Danny: Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe . And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. [getting up at the same time] [fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons] I'm preparing myself to forgive you. Listen, I think you should strangle it instantly in case it starts trying to make friends with us. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. Marwood: Withnail: You've got soup. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. I've gone and fucked my brain! Look at my tongue. Making an enemy of our own future. "Here. It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. But now he's stopped he's much better in our sex life and in our general life." [holding up a pill] He told me that first day you came to Chelsea. Withnail: Marwood: Withnail: Tactical necessity. Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. How dare you tell him that?! Trying for even more advantage. I'm starving. You haven't got a chance! Withnail: Jesus, look at that. The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back. Marwood: What's it got to do with you? Danny: My heart's beating like a f***ed clock! I think we better release you from the lgume, and transfer your talents to the meat. [he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it]. Marwood: My thumbs have gone weird! A coward you are, Withnail! - Monty: Youre going to finish the vegetables. Why have you drugged their onions?! Withnail: I could take double anything you could! Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. God fulfils himself in many ways. If I see that silage heap hanging about up here, *I'll take the bastard axe to him*! I recommend you smoke some more grass. Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. Works the lake, but keep it under your hat, hm? Give in to it, boy. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. This page was last edited on 1 November 2022, at 17:35. Marwood: Withnail: Monty: Making enemies of our own futures. So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like f***ing Batman with this really rather far out-looking hat. It's like great yellow sock. Find your neutral space. Marwood: He's right, Withnail, look at him! Oh, you little traitors. It's too hot so he drops it, on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing, Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before, Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note, wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway, he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic, holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube, Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. One of us has got to stay on guard. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. Danny: The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. What have you done to them? Street: the embalmer. What are you doing up here, then? Opened the oven door and it was in there looking at me. We're in danger, we've got to get out. Withnail: He's lent us his cottage. Listen to me, listen to me! Withnail: [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. It is a bond filled with trust, unconditional love, understanding, and support. As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. Find *anything*. Withnail and I Quotes. Got a randy bull up there. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news. I've only had a few ales. quotes military heroes famous quotesgram. Well, it's not my fault if the system doesn't work! "I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.". I've been to drama school. Monty: What's your name, MacFuck? I assure you I'm not, officer. I hope you guys like our collection. Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. Policeman 1: He had a weight under his fez. What have you found? Withnail: Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. [they stop and look at each other. I think we'd better release you from the lgumes and transfer your talents to the meat. We're doing a feature for Country Life. Withnail: Marwood: Danny: This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! Marwood: Well, I don't know. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. We're in this cottage here. Jake: https://www.quotes.net/movies/withnail_and_i_quotes_14074. The purveyor of rare herbs and proscribed chemicals is back. If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money. His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. It's obsessed with its gut. Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age.

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